stupidlittletuftybeard asked: The "summation of Jersey" guy looks like my friend Peter, except Peter doesn't have a beard. This makes me extremely jealous; Peter is a handsome man even clean-shaven, while that beard is almost certainly better than mine. Although... I just double-checked on Facebook and Peter has gone bearded in the past. And his beard looks quite good. The moral of this story is that I am the third-most-attractive person mentioned in this message.
The moral of the story is FALSE. One good reason is because I do not know what this Peter character looks like. Another good reason? I am quite fond of your beard, sir.
