This is THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. MAX.
Isn’t he beautiful? You don’t have to answer that, HE IS.
Oh Bacon, you make it so good I don’t wanna leave.
Oh Max, where would I be without someone in my life to play with breakfast foods with me?
(I’m pimping him out, he’s a tattoo artist here in Chicago! :) )
Can I have someone that is similarly adorable & admires breakfast foods, too?